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Hard Men with Soft Bellies of Cycling’s Past

In Cycling History, Heroes of Cycling's Past, Musings on October 30, 2009 at 9:49 pm

Henri Pépin

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Henri Pépin. Hard Man with a Soft Belly.

In the early days, like now, the Tour de France was an event for hard men. In many ways, perhaps harder than now. Stages were longer, upwards of 300 kilometers, surpassing 400 at times. Roads were unpaved. Some, mere dirt paths in the mountains. The riders were not allowed to change bicycles or receive outside help of any kind. Bicycles were heavier and gears fixed. Stages were often begun in the middle of the night so riders had time to finish the next day.

Enter our hero.

After dropping out after the seventh stage in 1905, Henri Pépin must have done some thinking. Perhaps he thought long and hard about his chances of realistically competing with the likes of Trousselier, Georget or Faber. Perhaps the pain of seven stages of grueling, near inhuman racing burned an indelible memory upon his soul. Would he quit? Hell no. Would he compete? Well… no. Would he ride the 1907 Tour de France in style and pleasure? Hell yes.

Hiring two professionals, Jean Dargassies and Henri Gaubon, to accompany and assist him, Pépin promised to pay them more than if they won the tour. How could they resist? His plan was to enjoy gourmet lunches, sumptuous dinners and nights in the best hotels. If he couldn’t win the tour then he might as well enjoy it in grand style.

Beginning the first stage, Team Pépin set off a bit late as their leader was busy flirting with the ladies. Blowing kisses and tipping his hat, he announced, “Let us depart. But remember. We have all the time in the world.” And his leisurely tour began.

Singing songs and waving, our heroes took their time finishing the stages. Lunches were devoured, dinners were savored and wine flowed. Along the way, the crowds adoration and time keepers anger grew. In those days there were no cutoff times. Pépin and his cohorts finished the second stage more than twelve hours after the winner.

Coming across an exhausted and finished rider, Pépin ordered his men to help him out of the ditch he was lying in and invited him along. Why let hunger ruin a tour? Pépin rushed the man to the nearest inn where his hunger was vanquished, his bravery restored and the three were now four.

Journalists somehow got it in their head he was royalty and began writing of the “Baron Henri Pépin de Gontaud”. The convenient confusion evidently stemmed from the regal sounding “Henri Pépin de Gontaud” stamped on his trunk of belongings. Rather than hinting at any blue blood in those post revolutionary days, the stamp simply meant he was from Gontaud. No matter. A baron was born.

Somewhere during the fifth stage, Pépin decided he’d had enough. He paid his teammates the promised amount and caught the train back to Gontaud. Dargassies also decided to hop the train, dropping out of his last Tour, leaving only Gaubon to ride on.

Pépin would return to the Tour de France in 1914 only to drop out and die shortly thereafter. The cause of death listed as “athleticism”… As for Jean Dargassies and Henri Gaubon? They would enter history as cycling’s first domestiques, though the coinage of the word would be saved until 1911. But that, as they say, is another story for another day…

Sources:

The Story of the Tour de France. Volume 1. 1903 – 1964. By Bill and Carol McGann

Wikipedia – Henri Pépin

Texas Custom Bicycle Show. This Weekend!

In Gear, Local on October 20, 2009 at 8:56 am

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I’m preparing myself for some heavy drooling when I head over to the Austin Convention Center this weekend for the Texas Custom Bicycle Show.

The show’s in conjunction with the Livestrong Challenge and exhibitors will include:

Alchemy, Bilenky Cycle Works, Crumpton Cycles, Daltex Handmade Bicycles, Dominion Bicycle Company, Gallus Cycles, Kirklee, Massengill CyclesSouthwest Frameworks, True Fabrication, Violet Crown Cycles and Willits Brand Bicycles. Whew, that’s some list!

The schedule is as follows:

Friday, October 23, 9 am – 5 pm, Livestrong Village / Austin Convention Center

Saturday, October 24, 9 am – 1 pm, Livestrong Village / Austin Convention Center

Sunday, October 25, 8:30 am – 5 pm, Livestrong Challenge Finish Line / Dripping Springs, Tx

Be sure and bring a hanky to wipe the drool off your chin!

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FOUND!! – Keith’s Handsome Devil

In Local on October 19, 2009 at 1:44 pm

That which has been taken has been recovered!

I just got off the phone with Keith who relayed to me that his ride is once more his ride. Yes!

Seems as though the dumb ass drunk who stole it managed to crash it right in front of a University of Texas policeman. During questioning, he was unable to get the name straight of just where he picked up his fancy ride and subsequently was arrested for public drunkenness and theft of a bicycle. Wow. The UT police cracked a case!

I’m sure Keith would want me to thank everyone who’s had an eye out for his bicycle and I’ll do the same. Thanks ya’ll!

Baby's Back!

Baby's Back!

Update:

Local cyclist and fellow flatlander, Chris H, pointed us to the UT Campus Watch Archives for this tidbit:

200 West 6th Street

Public Intoxication: A non-UT subject was observed swerving and swaying heavily before he fell over. Compounding this dangerous behavior was the fact the subject was operating a bicycle on the sidewalk when all of this took place. The subject provided several different accounts as to who owned the bicycle and where he obtained it. The subject was found to be under the influence of an alcoholic beverage to the point he was deemed to be a danger to himself and pedestrians. Occurred on 10/16/09 at 1:30 AM.

A veritable criminal mastermind, eh?…

It’s On!

In Beer, Local, Local Rides, Training on October 18, 2009 at 5:30 pm

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It’s time, once again, to prepareth thyself for the pain, suffering and free beer quaffing of the Monday Night Heavy Metal Fitness Ride!

While Keith scours the back alleys and dark underbelly of Austin’s evil world of bike thieves, searching for his lovely missing steed, the Metal ride must go on. I’ll be calling out the directions this week with the help of the usual suspects. Our route, thus far, is a mystery. Possibly the traditional south route or maybe the “Route of Timaeus” from last week. Who knows.

Here the lowdown:

The Heavy Metal Fitness Ride departs the Lamar Pedestrian Bridge, Monday’s at 7:30 pm. Sharp. Expect a reasonably fast pace, covering 20 – 25 miles on an urban route in the dark.  Afterwards, it’s to the Jackalope to enjoy free beer, heavy metal madness, half-priced pizza and happy hour ($2.00 wells) all damn night.

Ride what brung ya. Road, mountain, bmx, cruzer, fixie, whatever. Metal Fitness is an equal opportunity ride and not limited to roadies.

Last time I heard, you’re mother won’t be attending, so you’ll need to bring water, lights, tube changing necessities, a lock, your id and TIP MONEY if you’re drinking. You might even check the route map. I wear a helmet as the ride is fast, urban and in the dark. Yes, it’s a Heavy Metal ride but we rather you didn’t bang your head. Remember. Head injuries slow rides. And you don’t want to slow down a Heavy Metal Fitness ride. Now do you?

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All Points Bulletin!

In Local on October 16, 2009 at 12:59 pm

STOLEN – Keith Byrd’s Handsome Devil

Ride organizer and free beer legend, Keith Byrd, had his nearly new Handsome Devil stolen by some predaceous loser from inside the Jackalope last night after the social ride. That’s right. While he was hooking up half of Austin’s cycling scene with a killer ride and free beer buzz someone stole his baby while he was using the pisser. Wow.

Here’s the details:

60cm cream colored Handsome Devil frame, silver 39 hole Velocity Dyad rims, Shimano Tiagra rear derailleur, black stem, black crankset, Dura-ace cassette and downtube shifters, Masi handlebars with cork tape, and a brown leather saddle.

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Ya’ll keep your eyes peeled for this one. As the organizer of the Thursday Night Social Rides, Keith has given a lot of his time to the local cycling scene and now needs our help locating his steed. He’s offering a $300 reward to the finder but I have a feeling this’ll be a free one if it’s found. If you have information or you’re the thief and want to make this right before losing the last bit of respect you’ll ever have in this town, call me direct at 512-695-2352 .

A Terrible Tragedy

In Uncategorized on October 10, 2009 at 9:18 am

I try to keep it a bit light around here but after reading Austin on Two Wheels blog post about the tragic deaths of Gregory and Alexandra Bruehler my mood is nothing but sour. The Bruehler’s were hit and killed Oct 1st while riding together on their tandem bicycle on Hwy. 16 north of San Antonio. The couple left behind their seven year old daughter Kylie.

The driver was not cited…

Would the three foot passing law have changed this outcome? We’ll never know, but by passing the law and educating the public with public service announcements and signage we might be able to make drivers aware that there are other, more vulnerable, vehicles sharing the road with them. As it stands, in Texas, we’re second class citizens, not deserving of the basic safety protections of the much more dangerous vehicles we share the road with.

I hope you’re paying attention Mr. Perry.

Seven-year-old Kylie Bruehler attends a memorial service for her parents Tuesday. Tom Reel/Express-News

Seven-year-old Kylie Bruehler attends a memorial service for her parents Tuesday. Tom Reel/Express-News

For more information on the deaths of Gregory and Alexandra Bruehler please follow these links.

Bicyclists Treated No Better Than Deer.

Answers Sought In Cyclist’s Death.

Freinds Speak About Couple’s Tragic Death.

And now…

In Videos on October 7, 2009 at 8:54 am

… a word from our sponsor.

Safety Check

In Uncategorized, Videos on October 4, 2009 at 3:21 pm

I’ve seen some really unsafe behavior out there lately… So, in review, we’re going to watch this video:

Idaho Stop Law in Animation

In Commuting, The Law, Videos on October 3, 2009 at 3:20 pm

Here’s a nicely done video created by Spencer Boomhower as an attempt to explain the Idaho Stop Law as it’s considered for legislation in Oregon in 2010. Enjoy.