Well, the Thanksgiving holiday weekend is coming to a close but, before it does, I’d like to give thanks… I’m thankful for not hearing “Go Lance” or “Say Hi to Lance” or “Faster, Lance” yelled by a passing motorist in the last three times I’ve hit the road.
And you thought we were lucky to share the city with Mellow Johnny…
"Go lance."
And my response...
Hard Men With Soft Bellies 
I just done died and gone ter heaven.
mmmmmmm