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Time To Work Some Of That Halloween Candy Off.

In Beer, Local, Local Rides, Training, Uncategorized on November 1, 2009 at 4:45 pm

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Cheers to those of you braving the weather last week to show up and ride with us. As it was, despite somewhat cool temperatures, the storms passed leaving us nice and dry. Which is good because, as you may know, when there’s lightning, it always brings me down. Cause it’s free and I see that it’s me who’s lost and never found. Wait… Where was I? Oh yeah. The Heavy Metal Fitness Ride… Yes. We’ll be riding the lightning (or not) this Monday evening once again.

Hope to see you there!

The Heavy Metal Fitness Ride departs the Lamar Pedestrian Bridge, Monday’s at 7:30 pm. Sharp. Expect a reasonably fast pace, covering 20 – 25 miles on an urban route in the dark.  Afterwards, it’s to the Jackalope to enjoy free beer, heavy metal madness, half-priced pizza and happy hour ($2.00 wells) all damn night.

Ride what brung ya. Road, mountain, bmx, cruzer, fixie, whatever. Metal Fitness is an equal opportunity ride and not limited to roadies.

Last time I heard, you’re mother won’t be attending, so you’ll need to bring water, lights, tube changing necessities, a lock, your id and TIP MONEY if you’re drinking. You might even check the route map. I wear a helmet as the ride is fast, urban and in the dark. Yes, it’s a Heavy Metal ride but we rather you didn’t bang your head. Remember. Head injuries slow rides. And you don’t want to slow down a Heavy Metal Fitness ride. Now do you?

Hard Men with Soft Bellies of Cycling’s Past

In Cycling History, Heroes of Cycling's Past, Musings on October 30, 2009 at 9:49 pm

Henri Pépin

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Henri Pépin. Hard Man with a Soft Belly.

In the early days, like now, the Tour de France was an event for hard men. In many ways, perhaps harder than now. Stages were longer, upwards of 300 kilometers, surpassing 400 at times. Roads were unpaved. Some, mere dirt paths in the mountains. The riders were not allowed to change bicycles or receive outside help of any kind. Bicycles were heavier and gears fixed. Stages were often begun in the middle of the night so riders had time to finish the next day.

Enter our hero.

After dropping out after the seventh stage in 1905, Henri Pépin must have done some thinking. Perhaps he thought long and hard about his chances of realistically competing with the likes of Trousselier, Georget or Faber. Perhaps the pain of seven stages of grueling, near inhuman racing burned an indelible memory upon his soul. Would he quit? Hell no. Would he compete? Well… no. Would he ride the 1907 Tour de France in style and pleasure? Hell yes.

Hiring two professionals, Jean Dargassies and Henri Gaubon, to accompany and assist him, Pépin promised to pay them more than if they won the tour. How could they resist? His plan was to enjoy gourmet lunches, sumptuous dinners and nights in the best hotels. If he couldn’t win the tour then he might as well enjoy it in grand style.

Beginning the first stage, Team Pépin set off a bit late as their leader was busy flirting with the ladies. Blowing kisses and tipping his hat, he announced, “Let us depart. But remember. We have all the time in the world.” And his leisurely tour began.

Singing songs and waving, our heroes took their time finishing the stages. Lunches were devoured, dinners were savored and wine flowed. Along the way, the crowds adoration and time keepers anger grew. In those days there were no cutoff times. Pépin and his cohorts finished the second stage more than twelve hours after the winner.

Coming across an exhausted and finished rider, Pépin ordered his men to help him out of the ditch he was lying in and invited him along. Why let hunger ruin a tour? Pépin rushed the man to the nearest inn where his hunger was vanquished, his bravery restored and the three were now four.

Journalists somehow got it in their head he was royalty and began writing of the “Baron Henri Pépin de Gontaud”. The convenient confusion evidently stemmed from the regal sounding “Henri Pépin de Gontaud” stamped on his trunk of belongings. Rather than hinting at any blue blood in those post revolutionary days, the stamp simply meant he was from Gontaud. No matter. A baron was born.

Somewhere during the fifth stage, Pépin decided he’d had enough. He paid his teammates the promised amount and caught the train back to Gontaud. Dargassies also decided to hop the train, dropping out of his last Tour, leaving only Gaubon to ride on.

Pépin would return to the Tour de France in 1914 only to drop out and die shortly thereafter. The cause of death listed as “athleticism”… As for Jean Dargassies and Henri Gaubon? They would enter history as cycling’s first domestiques, though the coinage of the word would be saved until 1911. But that, as they say, is another story for another day…

Sources:

The Story of the Tour de France. Volume 1. 1903 – 1964. By Bill and Carol McGann

Wikipedia – Henri Pépin

Texas Custom Bicycle Show. This Weekend!

In Gear, Local on October 20, 2009 at 8:56 am

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I’m preparing myself for some heavy drooling when I head over to the Austin Convention Center this weekend for the Texas Custom Bicycle Show.

The show’s in conjunction with the Livestrong Challenge and exhibitors will include:

Alchemy, Bilenky Cycle Works, Crumpton Cycles, Daltex Handmade Bicycles, Dominion Bicycle Company, Gallus Cycles, Kirklee, Massengill CyclesSouthwest Frameworks, True Fabrication, Violet Crown Cycles and Willits Brand Bicycles. Whew, that’s some list!

The schedule is as follows:

Friday, October 23, 9 am – 5 pm, Livestrong Village / Austin Convention Center

Saturday, October 24, 9 am – 1 pm, Livestrong Village / Austin Convention Center

Sunday, October 25, 8:30 am – 5 pm, Livestrong Challenge Finish Line / Dripping Springs, Tx

Be sure and bring a hanky to wipe the drool off your chin!

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